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Slime Bike Jousting is a free phone game set in real London parks (London Fields, and Greenwich Park next). Players joust on slime green e-bikes, play quick pub games at the market stalls, and win real prizes from real local places. Then they walk through your door to collect.

👥 76 people played in the last week.

How it works

Your stall's sign takes turns: your name, then your prize.

1. Your stall in the park, with your name on the sign, and a 15-second pub game on it (see the games below).
2. You choose the prize (a coffee, a pint, a slice, a pastry) and how many winners a day.
3. Every night the day's top scorers get a voucher. They show it at your counter, and your staff type a 4-digit PIN to mark it used. That's it: no app, no till changes.
4. Players can find your real shop: your stall's card and the game's "Win real things" list show your address with a Directions button, so winners (and everyone else) can find you.

The games your customers would play

Pick the one that suits your place. Each takes about 15 seconds, and only skill decides.

• 🍺 The Perfect Pint: Hold to pour. Let go so the head settles right on the line.
• 🍻 Tankard Slide: Hold to wind up (the power swings!), let go to slide the tankard down the bar onto the mat.
• 🍔 Burger Stack: Each layer swings: tap to drop it on the stack. Overhang gets chopped. Eight layers, faster each time.
• 🏹 Archery at the Butts: The aim wobbles and the wind blows: tap to loose. Three arrows, bullseye is 10.
• 🎯 Darts at the Oche: Tap to stop the sideways sweep, then tap to stop the height. Three darts: 180 is the max.
• 🥞 Pancake Flip: Tap to toss: the pancake spins faster and faster. Tap again to catch it when it's FLAT. Three tosses.
• 🌶️ Chilli Nerve: Hold: the heat climbs faster and faster. Let go as near the top as thou darest. Too far = KABOOM.
• 🎳 Skittles: Tap to stop the aim, then tap to stop the spin (how much it curves). Three balls, nine pins: all nine with one ball is a floorer!
• 🔔 Last Orders: The bell rings a rhythm. Then tap it back, just the same. Two rounds.

Fair play (the rules every prize follows)

• ✅ Free to play, and skill decides. Nothing bought ever helps anyone win.
• ✅ A prize needs a real score (50 out of 100 or more): nobody wins just by turning up.
• ✅ Each player can win at most 2 real prizes a day, and the same place again only a week after collecting.
• ✅ Prizes are collected in person, at your counter.
• 🔞 Alcohol prizes are for over-18s only, and players confirm their age first.

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